Walked all day, took the subway to Majorstua,
hooked up with my crew and drank some glasses of Kahlua,
Weitergeht´s zum Stadtmitte, feeling very suave,
talked to some chicks about moving to Algarve,
lied about my age to the woman in black shades,
told her I was from America the home of the Braves,
woke up the next morning with a thousand dollars in my pocket,
and I was thinking of the dog from Fraglene called Sprocket,
I looked in the mirror, and I had a new tatoo:
an inscription on my forehead read: "Velkommen til Peru",
on the table on the bedside was Kongens fortjenestemedalje i gull,
I sold it on eBay for two Kahluas and one red bull.